Yo, the name's Danielle. Level 100 pansexual panromantic equipped with bigender fluidity. i am also a trash child from outer space and am as cool as ice tea.
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pretentioustitle asked: 2, 7, 13
'Fess Up! Fandom Humiliation

  • 1. What's the worst fanfic you've ever written/have thought about writing?
  • 2. Admit to a kink you're ashamed you like.
  • 3. Copy paste a line from the first smutty fanfic you wrote or fess up to a sexual fantasy you have about a character.
  • 4. Have you ever read or written RPS/RPF?
  • 5. Most shameful ship?
  • 6. Ever been at the center of fandom drama?
  • 7. What is your fandom guilty pleasure?
  • 8. Share something you did in fandom that you're embarrassed about.
  • 9. Describe the first time you read a smutty fanfic. What ship was it and what kinks were involved?
  • 10. Any fandoms you'd hate to admit you were a part of?
  • 11. Just how often do you think about your favorite characters getting down and dirty?
  • 12. Someone found your delicious account/bookmarks/AO3 account or however you keep track of your favorite fics. What's the one fic you're going to be most humiliated about?
  • 13. Ever been caught reading smut/writing smut/drawing smut/looking at smutty drawings?
  • 14. What would your parent/guardian/family friend think if they saw your tumblr?
  • 15. Oh shit you croaked without getting rid of the fandom stuff you saved to your computer. What's your next of kin or friend going to find when they turn on your computer?

ophiucha:

theveganhooligan:

transcreature:

How to make cleavage

Reblogging this for all of my mtf sisters out there that might not know how to make a nice cleavage, this is a really great how-to. Check it out!

Signal boosting for my followers! :) Just remember, ladies and non-binary cleavage lovers, that those silicone bras can be tightened to a point where you can hurt yourself and you should avoid this. Try not to wear excessively tightened bras for more than a few hours at a time, take them off when you go to sleep, and if you begin to bruise or get rashes in the general bra area, don’t wear them for a few days. Also, if it hurts immediately, readjust!

I often see warnings about this for binders for the ftm crowd, but it’s important to remember that anything strapped tightly around your chest can cause harm and circulation issues. Stay safe, dearies, and look fabulous! 

yamineftis:

Am I... Free?

After several weeks, I’m finally done with one of my Sabo headcanons! this was at first planned for 3 pages but I ended up doing 9 otl… it was gonna be longer but I got other stuff to do (v =A=). I must say I really enjoyed drawing so many revolutionaries ♥

muffinpines:

based on this post

When your foot is moist and you don’t know why

I got my binder today and I just love my mom’s discomfort and obsession with talking about how much she loves her breasts oh and all the jokes, I really appreciate those. Oh god  (◕‿◕✿) absolutely fucking hate them  love it.

bedofproses:

scientists tell us that all water

is old water,

that there is no room for originality,

that everything is recycled.

the anguish of Achilles bleeding out

face-down in the Trojan dirt

mingles with that of a stockbroker caught

in the ebb and flow of the markets,

and what I am trying to say is that the tears

navigating south through the canyons on your face

may have once wet the cheeks

of Alexander the Great

for the same reason.

I just binge played Tomb Raider. Oh my gosh, I’ve never beat a game that fast…. at least one that wasn’t Hamtaro Ham Ham Heartbreak

just ordered a binder~ now i can wear fancy shirts without them doing the boob window thing and you know what that means? dadadaddaaaaa suspenders!!1!